In a divine twist of fate, Apollo Quiboloy, the self-proclaimed appointed son of God, finds himself facing earthly charges of child abuse, trafficking, and contempt of the Senate.

While mere mortals rely on the presumption of innocence, Quiboloy’s playbook might feature a celestial loophole. Will he attempt to invoke divine immunity, claiming that human laws don’t apply to a chosen vessel of the divine? Perhaps his followers, renowned for their unwavering devotion, will form a human shield around their embattled leader, ready to deflect any accusations with fervent chants and unwavering loyalty.

After all, in the gospel of blind faith, questioning the anointed one is blasphemy. As the trial unfolds, one can’t help but wonder if the courtroom drama will rival the heavenly battles Quiboloy often boasts about, or if reality will bring his divine charade crashing down to earth.