In a groundbreaking move to bolster tourism, private entrepreneurs have pledged to erect resorts in the most picturesque and, dare we say, perilous locations across the Philippines. 

Inspired by the viral sensation of a resort nestled at the base of Bohol’s iconic Chocolate Hills, these visionary capitalists are set to redefine luxury living.

Among the audacious proposals are a resort at the foot of Mayon Volcano, boasting hot springs sourced directly from molten lava – perfect for those seeking a truly fiery spa experience. 

Meanwhile, the Banaue Rice Terraces will host a resort offering complimentary rice to guests, ensuring a carb-loaded vacation like no other.

Not to be outdone, plans for a floating casino in the heart of Taal Lake promise adrenaline-fueled excitement, complete with a generous 50% discount for thrill-seekers during volcano eruptions. 

And for the adventurous souls, a resort perched atop Mount Apo will cater to mountain climbers craving luxury at dizzying heights.

Truly, nothing screams “Love the Philippines” quite like risking life and limb for a five-star getaway.