Ah, the timeless tradition of critics turning presidential achievements into comedic fodder continues with Marcos’ foreign escapades. Labeling these trips as mere “pasyal” or junkets is as predictable as the rising sun. It seems critics have mastered the art of transforming gold into fool’s gold, turning fruitful engagements into supposed financial black holes.

But lo and behold, the outcomes of these escapades speak louder than the critics’ clamor. With pledges soaring to a staggering P4 trillion, billions have already materialized, proving that these trips are not all play and no work. 

Take Marcos’ recent voyage to the Czech Republic, for instance. Despite the naysayers’ skepticism, the Philippines secured a crucial ally in its battle for sovereignty in the South China Sea. Now, we wonder how the critics will contort this undeniable success into another tale of wasteful extravagance. Truly, their creativity knows no bounds.