Ah, Benny Blanco, the epitome of untamed expression and questionable hygiene. 

His recent escapade of trashing Jollibee might have elicited chuckles, but his unkempt appearance invites more scrutiny than his antics. 

One wonders what Selena Gomez saw in this disheveled figure, with hair resembling uncooked spaghetti dipped in fish sauce, and a face that screams “I haven’t seen a shower in weeks.” Perhaps she has a fondness for projects in dire need of a makeover. 

While Blanco may spew foul language with gusto, one can’t help but imagine his breath follows suit, especially after all the foods he ingests in his videos.

Jollibee’s sweet spaghetti, despite its polarizing reception, looks positively appetizing compared to the spectacle of Benny Blanco.

Let’s hope Selena steers clear of any hair caressing during intimate moments, for fear of encountering a tangled mess ripe with mystery odors.