Oh, Taylor Swift, the queen of heartbreak anthems and global domination, seems to have overlooked the Philippines in her grand tour of Asia. 

How dare she snub the land of passionate fandoms and karaoke champions! It’s a betrayal akin to forgetting your own birthday. Filipino Swifties are left feeling like jilted lovers, muttering “walang utang na loob” under their breath. What about those Taylor Swift electives in Philippine universities? Are they now as useless as a broken guitar string? 

But fear not, for hope springs eternal in the hearts of Filipino fans. Perhaps Taylor will come to her senses and make Manila the crown jewel of her 50th Anniversary Concert Tour. 

Until then, Filipino Swifties will have to console themselves with replaying “Love Story” and dreaming of that elusive red tour bus rolling into town.