In a baffling turn of events, the Senate has announced its latest mission: investigating the alleged smuggling of bed bugs by cunning Filipino entrepreneurs. 

Following a revelation by NAIA’s Pest Control Services that the pesky critters found their way into airport terminals via probable importation, Senator Grace Poe has declared it a matter of national urgency. 

Poe, sporting a magnifying glass and a determined frown, proclaimed, “We must unearth the bed bug bandits and scrutinize their permits and tax payments!”

In a nation grappling with corruption, poverty, and a myriad of pressing issues, the sudden focus on clandestine insect imports has left many scratching their heads.

Meanwhile, citizens are left wondering if this investigation will lead to the ultimate solution: a bug-free Philippines or merely another chapter in the riveting saga of bureaucratic absurdity. 

Stay tuned for updates on whether these bloodsucking intruders will face justice or continue to bedevil the nation’s unsuspecting sleepers.