As the fervor builds for the upcoming Cebu Prayer Rally, anticipation swirls: will it be a sanctimonious affair or merely another expletive-laden spectacle?

With no religious leaders (so far) invited to lead the prayers, one can’t help but wonder if the event will devolve into a chorus of colorful language, reminiscent of past rallies. Perhaps attendees will witness a divine revelation, with Rodrigo Duterte crowned as the new “appointed son of God,” usurping the embattled Pastor Apollo Quiboloy.

In a nation where politics and religion often dance a tango of convenience, such a spectacle wouldn’t be entirely surprising. As the masses gather in expectation, one can’t help but ponder: will this rally serve as a beacon of spiritual unity, or merely another chapter in the ongoing saga of political theater?

Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: it promises to be a spectacle worth watching, if only for the sheer absurdity of it all.