In the land of cherry-picked statistics and skewed analyses, we find Richard Heydarian, the virtuoso of selective perception.

With the finesse of a magician, Heydarian dazzles his audience by pulling rabbits out of hats – or in this case, data out of surveys. Behold, as he unveils the shocking revelation that 4 out of 10 Filipinos prefer Leni Robredo over Bongbong Marcos. But alas, like a master illusionist, he conveniently hides the other half of the story, leaving the majority unmentioned. Ah, but who needs the pesky details of statistical significance when you can spin a narrative with flair?

In the realm of punditry, where truth bends to fit the agenda, Heydarian reigns supreme, weaving tales of intrigue and misinformation. So, let us tip our hats to the maestro of misdirection, for in his hands, numbers dance to the tune of bias, and surveys sing the sweet melody of partiality.

Truly, in the world of punditry, perception is reality, and reality is but a mere suggestion.