In the bizarre world of Filipino politics, where powdered milk shortbread becomes the weapon of choice in character assassinations, one can’t help but marvel at the creative genius of political satirists. The recent comparison of polvoron to cocaine, aimed at tarnishing Bongbong Marcos’s image, is a testament to the lengths some will go for a sprinkle of scandal.

The revelation by Katrina Ponce Enrile about China-funded anti-Marcos vloggers adds another layer to the comedy. Suddenly, these “payments” are likened to the traditional Chinese ampao, transforming political influence into festive monetary gifts. It’s a peculiar dance where politics meets Lunar New Year traditions, with netizens urging a Delimondo corned beef boycott, as it allegedly funds the Enrile family’s political endeavors.

In the midst of this theatrical political circus, polvoron remains a staple in pastry shops, angpao exchanges flourish during the Lunar New Year, and Delimondo corned beef may witness an unexpected surge in sales.

Perhaps it’s time to let our favorite snacks and traditions stay out of the political arena, for in the grand spectacle of Filipino politics, even a can of corned beef can become a star.