In a stunning display of national priorities, President Bongbong Marcos recently sparked controversy by utilizing the presidential chopper for a front-row seat at a Coldplay concert in the Philippine Arena. 

Outraged citizens, primarily the Pinklawan and DDShits, raised a cacophony of complaints about the extravagant use of resources. Little did they know that Leni Robredo’s Angat Buhay was silently benefiting from the Coldplay concert, turning their righteous indignation into a comical twist.

As the detractors now grapple with the irony that their beloved Angat Buhay is indirectly sponsored by President Bongbong’s musical chopper escapade, one can only wonder if the Pinklawan will continue their tirade against the airborne symphony. 

The world, it seems, spins on the axis of political theatrics, where helicopters become concert halls, and critics unwittingly fund the causes they champion. Oh, the melodious absurdity of it all.