In the recent uproar over President Bongbong Marcos catching Coldplay vibes at the Philippine Arena, critics seem to have missed the memo that it wasn’t his VIP music preference guiding the presidential chopper, but the unyielding duty of the Presidential Security Command. 

Apparently, protecting the president extends to securing the best seats at concerts too.

Let’s address the faux outrage: Marcos did not break any laws by utilizing the presidential chopper for a night of musical indulgence. It’s his flying chariot, darn it! Some argue that U.S. presidents use their helicopters for vacations—well, our president is just ahead of the curve, enjoying airborne entertainment.

Now, let’s compare this to Kris Aquino’s helicopter exploits. While Marcos was chilling to Coldplay, Kris took a detour to Liberal Party campaigns, a move that raises eyebrows faster than her brother’s chopper. 

Talk about hitting all the wrong notes in the political symphony. So, let’s keep our priorities straight and focus on the real travesty: mismatched helicopters for inappropriate events.