by Maria Bratikova

Of course, the buck stops “here.”
Like we blame Marcos for everything.
It‘s always convenient to have a whipping boy.

Jo Koy did good. But the ho (is gretchen?) is perfect.
If, and i say “if” Jo Koy really wasted an opportunity,
it only means he had an opportunity to squander.
Opportunities (multiples, dear, multiplied multiples)
are now breaking his door down.

And ho?
Who knows the ho?
Going off the main bone to nag, she smiles
bigger and I’d be seeing her panties through
her choppers! Did the ball knock the back of
her head when playing ball and shot her set
of choppers bunny-like? The overbite. . .

Oh never mind, let‘s just offer masters and doctorates
on Swift in our universities.