In a bizarre turn of events, a social media post surfaced featuring former President Rodrigo Duterte delightfully munching on Goldilocks polvoron, satirically mirroring the dubious allegations against President Bongbong Marcos. While the latter’s supposed cocaine escapade remains elusive, Duterte’s love affair with polvoron steals the spotlight. 

The photo, strategically flaunting a Kleenex tissue box, sparked unexpected joy in the corporate world. Seemingly thrilled by the inadvertent product placement, Kleenex promptly sent Duterte a generous P1 million check as a token of gratitude for the unexpected promo. 

The question on everyone’s mind: Did Goldilocks follow suit? Perhaps they missed the chance to capitalize on the Presidential palate. 

As the nation collectively contemplates on the intricacies of political dessert choices, the real winners emerge – the snack industry and the tissue conglomerate, proving that in the world of political satire, even crumbs can lead to unexpected windfalls.