Senator Raffy Tulfo has filed a groundbreaking bill aimed at revolutionizing the Philippine transportation system. 

The senator’s proposed legislation, titled the “Made-in-China Bus Ban Act,” seeks to disenfranchise all city and provincial buses manufactured in China from the fleets of local bus companies.

Senator Tulfo, renowned for his bold and unconventional approaches, argues that the move is crucial for national security and will protect Filipinos from the alleged threat posed by Chinese-made buses.

In a press conference, he declared, “We cannot let these Trojan horses on wheels infiltrate our cities and provinces. Who knows what kind of surveillance equipment or hidden messages they might carry?”

Critics, however, are quick to point out the absurdity of the proposal, questioning whether it’s a genuine concern or merely a satirical take on the ongoing geopolitical tensions. 

Only time will tell if Senator Tulfo’s “Made-in-China Bus Ban Act” gains traction or becomes another whimsical footnote in Philippine legislative history.