The House of Representatives in the Philippines has shifted its focus from pressing national issues to a matter of utmost importance – the perceived failure of Filipino American comedian Jo Koy as the host of the Golden Globes. 

Lawmakers are convening a special hearing to investigate the shocking revelation that Hollywood wasn’t entirely won over by Jo Koy’s comedic prowess.

One congressman declared, “This is a matter of national pride! How dare Hollywood not fully appreciate our comedic gem? We demand answers.” 

The hearing is expected to include expert testimonies on Jo Koy’s comedic techniques, a detailed breakdown of the Golden Globes audience demographics, and a proposal for a national campaign to boost the comedian’s global appeal.

Critics argue that the House should focus on more pressing issues, but lawmakers insist that this inquiry is a necessary step in safeguarding the country’s reputation on the global stage. — all in aid of legislation.