In a groundbreaking revelation, the Philippine National ID has been hailed as the epitome of cutting-edge identification technology, leaving the world in awe of its sheer audacity to be… a printed piece of paper. Yes, move over biometrics, QR codes, and holograms – the future is here, and it’s laminated. Who needs the sophistication of digital security when you can proudly flaunt a tangible testament to bureaucracy?

In a stroke of genius, the government has declared that this printed relic is the pinnacle of modern identification. Forget the convenience of digital IDs; the Philippine National ID boldly brings us back to the era of typewriters and carbon paper. Clearly, the absence of technology is the true mark of progress. It’s not just an ID; it’s a time machine that transports us to a simpler era when privacy meant a locked diary, not encrypted data.

So here’s to the Philippine National ID, a beacon of innovation, proving once and for all that the future is, indeed, stuck in the past.