In a groundbreaking move, Columbia University in New York proudly unveiled its latest educational endeavor – the Maria Ressa Biased Journalism Scholarship. The fully-paid, two-year program promises to hone students’ skills in selectively reporting facts and mastering the art of disinformation, all under the watchful gaze of Rappler CEO and Nobel Laureate Maria Ressa, whose reputation as the maestro of media bias precedes her.

This bold initiative follows hot on the heels of Rapplerette Lian Buan’s triumph in completing her Master of Laws in Human Rights, where she reportedly defended her dissertation by expertly denigrating her own country. 

The university, evidently inspired by such stellar examples, aims to produce a new generation of journalists adept at turning news into a finely crafted narrative, devoid of inconvenient truths.

The Maria Ressa Biased Journalism Scholarship: Because the truth is overrated, and journalism is an art best served with a healthy dose of partiality.