In a groundbreaking move that will surely redefine the art of gastronomic indulgence, Jollibee has unveiled its revolutionary “ChickenJoy on Credit” initiative, set to launch on December 25, 2023. 

The Filipino fast-food giant aims to cater to cash-strapped Pinoys by allowing them to savor the crispy delight of ChickenJoy without the inconvenience of paying upfront.

In this avant-garde business concept, there’s no minimum or maximum order requirement, ensuring that every Filipino can plunge into a world of gastronomic ecstasy without the burden of immediate payment. 

Jollibee’s CEO proudly declared, “Why worry about money when you can have ChickenJoy? It’s the taste that keeps giving, and now the payment can wait too!”

Critics, however, question whether this initiative is a stroke of marketing genius or simply a poultry pipe dream. Skeptics wonder if the nation will descend into a fried chicken-induced financial crisis, but for now, Pinoys are embracing the prospect of a debt-fueled ChickenJoy celebration.

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