In the latest episode of “The Chronicles of Jay Sonza’s Social Media Mysteries,” the former broadcaster unveils a secret admirer – a covert netizen who allegedly receives a hefty P50K monthly stipend for the riveting task of monitoring Sonza’s online escapades. 

Move over, NSA, we’ve got a new surveillance maestro in town, and his target is the man who brought you the news (and now, apparently, unintended comedy).

As Jay Sonza continues to rake in a cool million as the oracle of SMNI News, one can only wonder: is this mysterious follower a social media aficionado or a highly specialized investigator with a knack for deciphering Sonza’s cryptic posts? 

Speculation abounds, fueled by Sonza’s refusal to drop any names, leaving us to imagine a scenario where PNP or NBI personnel are clandestinely sipping coffee at a McDonald’s, scrolling through Sonza’s timeline, and pondering the mysteries of life – or at least the mysteries of his consulting fee. (Sonza had been previously charged with estafa and illegal recruitment

It seems that in the world of Jay Sonza, every post chapter in a novel of absurdity and intrigue.

By the way P50K is the monthly compensation of a government employee under salary grade 19!