The Philippine opposition backing Atty. Leni Robredo has declared a seismic shift in their symbolic color to peach, Pantone’s color of the year for 2024.

No longer content with the vibrant hues of yellow, purple, or pink, opposition leaders believe that peach is the perfect representation of their vision for the nation – fuzzy, clueless, and ambitiously vague.

Sources reveal that the delicate pastel shade encapsulates the opposition’s commitment to maintaining a bold-less strategy and embracing inherent naiveness in their quest to regain political leadership both nationally and locally. 

Critics have affectionately dubbed the new color “Peachaka,” suggesting a blend of peach and lackadaisical. 

As the opposition marches forward, some citizens are left wondering if the color change is an attempt to camouflage their political plans in a sea of fuzzy ambiguity. Only time will tell if this peachy strategy will bear fruit or leave the opposition with a taste of sour grapes.