Google Search experienced an unprecedented 8-hour meltdown on Friday night, succumbing to an unexpected surge of Kathniel-related queries. 

The popular celebrity couple’s reported breakup sent shockwaves across the Internet in the Philippines, causing an influx of desperate netizens seeking answers. 

Google, usually the omniscient oracle of information, found itself drowning in a sea of heartbroken fans demanding real-time updates on the alleged split. The hashtag #Kathniel wasn’t returning any search results.

As the search engine struggled to keep up with the overwhelming demand for the latest Kathniel gossip, frustrated users were left in the dark, forced to resort to archaic methods like talking to friends or relying on traditional news outlets. 

Conspiracy theories about Google’s algorithm having a soft spot for celebrity drama quickly emerged, with some suggesting that the artificial intelligence may have needed a break from the relentless melodrama. 

In the aftermath, Google apologized for the inconvenience, reminding users that it’s always healthy to take a breather from celebrity gossip and embrace the real world.