TV Patrol Anchors Flash The 5-Finger Hand Gesture; Netizens Speculate

In the latest episode of “Conspiracy Theories in a Click,” netizens have spun into hyperdrive after spotting TV Patrol’s news anchors flashing a seemingly cryptic 5-finger hand gesture. The wild speculations are rivaling the plot twists of a telenovela.

Is this a clandestine code indicating a move to TV 5, causing viewers to dust off their antennas in anticipation? 

Or perhaps it’s a subtle nod to Leila de Lima’s newfound freedom, prompting viewers to decode the anchors’ hand signals like amateur detectives. 

Some optimistic souls even suggest it’s a plea for national unity, with anchors urging Filipinos to unite behind the current administration and to STOP their bickering IN THE NAME OF LOVE (yes, that 1960s hit song by the Supremes) because nothing says harmony like synchronized hand gestures. 

Then again, Karen Davila added a fist bump underneath her open palm which many are saying is a blunt statement that de Lima will eventually get an upper hand in her crusade to crush Rodrigo Duterte.

As the nation holds its breath, one can’t help but marvel at the internet’s ability to turn a simple hand gesture into a grand narrative worthy of prime time.

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