Filipino TV host Boy Abunda revealed that he was invited but disqualified from gracing the event with his esteemed presence as a judge. The revelation, akin to the unveiling of the eighth wonder of the world, left the world wondering, “Who could possibly disqualify the oracle of wisdom, the epitome of judgment?”

Some skeptics suggest that Abunda’s revelation was a well-calculated maneuver to bask in the controversial limelight already surrounding Michelle Dee, making it seem like a cosmic conspiracy against the dynamic duo.

Perhaps Abunda should consider trading his celebrity status for a pew in a Bible study, where he might absorb the timeless lesson that “many are called, but few are chosen.” It’s a bitter pill to swallow for the disqualified, a reminder that in the universe of judging, only the truly qualified get to wear the crown or don the judge’s robe.