In an unprecedented stroke of brilliance, Filipinos are rallying for a Disneyland of their own, and what better place to build this enchanting paradise than the Muntinglupa City Jail fortress? Because nothing screams “happiest place on earth” like converting a former prison into a dreamland haven. Picture this: instead of dungeons, visitors can explore charming cells complete with ball and chain decorations.

We implore Senators Bong Revilla, Manny Pacquiao, Jinggoy Estrada, and Risa Hontiveros to unite for a cause that truly matters – transforming incarceration into a magical escape. Forget mundane legislative matters; it’s time for a bill that elevates Filipino pride through castle-like architecture and social-historical symbolism. 

The Department of Tourism’s call to “Love the Philippines” could never be more literal. Let the world see our commitment to joyous irony and creative repurposing. It’s time to turn the clink into clinks of joy.