In a move that has left tiaras trembling worldwide, an anonymous Thai billionaire is reportedly in advanced negotiations to acquire the rights to the Miss World pageant. 

If successful, this would mark Thailand’s triumphant third conquest in the international beauty pageant arena, with ownership already claimed over Miss Universe (Anne Jakkaphong Jakrajutatip) and Miss Grand International (Nawat Itsaragrisil).

The anonymous mogul, rumored to have a penchant for polishing crowns in private jets, seems determined to turn Thailand into the undisputed beauty pageant capital of the world.

Critics are scratching their heads, wondering if Thailand is preparing for a global catwalk coup or if the mysterious billionaire just has an insatiable appetite for sashes. Skeptics argue that perhaps the nation is secretly investing in a glitter and hairspray stock market. 

As the negotiations unfold behind closed doors, the world anxiously awaits to see if Thailand will add yet another title to its dazzling collection, leaving other countries wondering if they should start practicing their pageant waves.