In a groundbreaking move that showcases the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority’s (MMDA) commitment to creative traffic solutions, they’ve ingeniously decided to transform the EDSA bus carousel into a VIP lane for top government officials. 

One might ponder, what exactly qualifies as a “top official”? Perhaps it’s a hierarchy based on who has the fanciest government-issue pens or the shiniest official seals.

While commoners grapple with the joy of squeezing into overcrowded buses, our esteemed leaders can now enjoy a leisurely drive down the exclusive EDSA VIP lane. 

Why bother with the banalities of public transportation when one can effortlessly glide through the city in a helicopter or soar on the Skyway? It’s a stroke of genius – inconveniencing the masses to remind them of their place while our distinguished officials relish in their traffic-free escapades. 

The MMDA’s bold move is undoubtedly a masterclass in governance – after all, nothing says “public service” like a convoy of government vehicles racing past the common folk stuck in traffic.