Oh, look who’s back from the ancient comedy archives, Tito “Foot-in-Mouth” Sotto! 

The man’s got a social media presence that’s as outdated as his jokes. Remember the golden era when he graced us with the term “naano lang” for a Cabinet appointee —a single mom? Classic Sotto move, as if he’s auditioning for a stand-up gig in a time machine. His recent post is like a comedy rerun that nobody asked for – a mix of cringe and confusion.

I bet Sotto’s social media team is just a bunch of palm-reading mystics, ’cause predicting when he’ll drop another bomb is as easy as predicting the next solar eclipse. 

But hey, we love a blast from the past, right? Sotto’s social media game is like watching a black and white TV in the era of 4K – entertaining in a vintage kind of way, but ultimately, it leaves you wondering if you’ve accidentally time-traveled to the stone age of humor.

But worse, it makes you wonder how did he even get elected senator, and become senate president?