Ah, the whimsical world of political suggestions! 

Richard Heydarian, the maestro of eyebrow-raising proposals, has graced us with another gem—President Bongbong Marcos appointing Leila de Lima to investigate alleged extra-judicial killings. 

Bravo, Mr. Heydarian, for suggesting a move that defies the laws of conflict of interest as gracefully as a cat on a skateboard.

In this surreal spectacle, Heydarian, the virtuoso of irony, seems to have missed the memo on vendettas and ethical quandaries. One can only marvel at the audacity of such a proposal, akin to suggesting a fox guard the henhouse for a refreshing change of perspective.

But fear not, dear audience, for in the carnival of political acrobatics, Heydarian’s suggestion is a dazzling display of contortionist logic that leaves us all wondering if we’ve entered a parallel universe where conflict of interest is a term as obsolete as cassette tapes. 

What’s next, suggesting cats lead investigations into missing mice? The absurdity knows no bounds!