MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Rappler, the renowned purveyor of biased news reporting, is set to receive a prestigious award for “Biased Journalism,” alongside SMNI, a network being recognized for “Ethical Journalism.” The irony of this situation is as rich as a double chocolate cake at a weight loss seminar.

Rappler, well-known for its unique approach of editorializing the news, recently published an article about the award with the headline “Red-tagger SMNI News To Get Award for ‘Ethical Journalism,'” showcasing their unparalleled talent for irony. It’s almost like a masterclass in self-awareness, though one can’t help but wonder if they truly grasp the concept.

The upcoming awards ceremony promises to be an unforgettable spectacle, with Rappler and SMNI sitting side by side, like two peas in a very peculiar pod. As the saying goes, “birds of the same feather flock together,” and in this case, it seems like the birds are wearing some seriously tinted glasses. We can only hope that this recognition serves as a wakeup call for both organizations to reevaluate their journalistic principles.