In a not-so-shocking turn of events, the latest poll shows that Vice President Sara Duterte’s trust rating has plummeted by double-digit numbers. Oh, the horror! 

But before we start shedding crocodile tears for her, let’s put things into perspective, shall we?

Even with this so-called “dramatic drop,” Duterte’s rating still reigns supreme among the top four highest elected officials in the country. It’s like being the tallest leprechaun in the land of the little folk.

And if you thought that was impressive, brace yourselves for some world-class irony. 

Duterte’s trust rating is highest, second only to India’s Prime Minister Modi, among all world leaders. 

Move over, world leaders, the Philippines has a new trust rating champion! This revelation could only mean one thing: we’re witnessing the rise of the Duterte dynasty on the global stage. World domination might just be a few polls away. 

So, to all you international leaders out there, take note—VP Sara Duterte is coming for the top spot, and there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned trust rating drop to show she means business.