If we were to believe, or give a little credit to, blogger Sass Rogando Sasot — apparently, BBM inherited a diplomatic capital treasure chest rivaling Fort Knox, courtesy of his parents and the esteemed Digong. Such wealth in goodwill that it could’ve single-handedly resolved the South China Sea dispute with a dazzling smile.

In this riveting Asian pivotal moment, we watched in awe as BBM squandered it all like a kid in a candy store. His legacy-building skills are truly unparalleled – but only in their ability to set records in wastefulness. Who needs diplomatic negotiations when you can just “waste” your way to global harmony?

Yes, forget about strategic thinking, nuanced diplomacy, or any concrete solutions; we’ve got BBM, the ultimate diplomat. Perhaps he’s simply a misunderstood genius, employing a newfangled strategy of “wasting” as a form of high-stakes brinkmanship that only a select few can grasp. 

Bravo, Sass Rogando Sasot, for the comedic gold that you’ve entertained us with as you continue with your out-of-this-world meltdown which is so unlike an “IR expert.”