Gabriela, the Filipino women’s group, seems to have a unique talent for seeing the world through a truly one-of-a-kind lens.

In their latest declaration, they’ve managed to link their concern for women’s rights to condemning the Philippine government for supporting Israel. It’s as if they’ve cracked the Da Vinci Code of international relations and women’s advocacy.

But let’s not forget the icing on the cake: insinuating that supporting Israel means supporting terrorist groups. That’s like saying if you wear a tinfoil hat, you’re a space explorer. The United States and the European Union have designated Hamas as a terrorist organization for its well-documented history of violence. But Gabriela appears to be channeling some impressive mental gymnastics here.

Perhaps Gabriela has discovered a new form of feminism where supporting women’s rights requires taking complex geopolitical stances without considering the facts. Who knew that advocating for gender equality involved such contortions of logic? It’s a remarkable feat that leaves us all wondering: What will Gabriela’s next magical leap of logic be?