In the grand circus of bureaucratic absurdity, the left hand of the Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA) seems to have amnesia, forgetting what the right hand is up to. 

As a spectacular act of disunity, the MMDA announces work and class suspensions due to a transport strike beginning Monday, only for the Quezon City Government to step in and declare, “No, no, no, no class suspensions here!” 

It’s a dazzling display of discord, showcasing the remarkable inability of our supposed unifying administrative body to oversee the affairs of this metropolis. If they can’t even synchronize a simple suspension, we can only imagine the chaos lurking behind closed office doors. 

Welcome to the circus, folks!