QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The future of Philippine entertainment is set to be revolutionized as AI hosts prepare to replace Vice Ganda and the gang on the noontime TV program, “It’s Showtime!”

Tired of human error, unpredictable humor and frequent violation of MTRCB (Movie & Television Ratings and  Classification Board) guidelines, ABS-CBN and GMA Network have agreed to embrace the efficiency of artificial intelligence. 

These computerized comperes are expected to never tell a bad joke or rely on outdated punchlines. They’ll boast 100% punctuality and be impervious to emotional breakdowns. 

Farewell to the days of spontaneity and laughter; say hello to a perfectly calculated, algorithm-driven future! Who needs the genuine charm and wit of humans when we can have AI hosts deliver one-liners like clockwork?

The networks’ announcement came just a day after the National Collegiate Athletic Association said that AI sportscasters will debut in NCAA Season 99.