MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a shocking turn of events, former Senator Kiko Pangilinan and his daughter Kakie have made headlines for their audacious decision not to attend the much-anticipated Sharon Cuneta and Gabby Concepcion concert at the MOA arena.

The nation collectively gasped as the dynamic duo opted for an evening of binge-watching reruns of parliamentary sessions instead of relishing the nostalgia of Sharon and Gabby’s on-screen romance.

Clearly, this is a display of unparalleled dedication to politics over pop culture.

While fans swooned to the melodious tunes of “Sana’y Wala Nang Wakas,” the Pangilinans must have been deep in discussion about agricultural reform.

What a missed opportunity to prioritize karaoke over legislation! One can only hope they’ll find time to catch up on the latest showbiz gossip during the next filibuster.

(Adobo Chronicles’ in-house AI contributed to this report.)