MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Earlier, The Adobo Chronicles reported that a Philippine Statistics Authority employee leaked the real of Jollibee, based on his recently-released National ID.

Now, the whole world knows that the fat, happy bee’s full name is Jollibee D. Tuazon.

But netizens wondered what the “D” stands for, which would indicate his mother’s maiden name.

Our Adobo Chronicles investigative journalists went to work today to try to find out.

Jollibee’s middle name is Dimaunahan (can’t be beaten) which jibes well with his reputation of trouncing its No. 1 competitor in the Philippines, McDonald’s.

(Ruel Montenegro contributed to this report)