New PH Tourism Branding More Aimed At Haters Among Pinoys

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – From “It’s More Fun in the Philippines” to “Love the Philippines.” The new tourism branding was recently unveiled aimed at luring foreigners to visit the country.

But the new slogan tries to hit two birds with one stone, according to Tourism Secretary Christina Garcia-Frasco.

“It’s a message to foreigners as it is to Pinoys who spew hate for the country, its government and people,” Garcia-Frasco said.

The Tourism Secretary pointed out that Pinoys — especially government critics and naysayers — often say that it’s so hard to love the Philippines, a message repeated over and over by the likes of Leni Robredo and Maria Ressa.

DOT hopes that the new slogan will inspire them to love their own country, regardless of which side of the political spectrum they identify under.

PAPA Appointee Larry Gadon Banned From Entering Bars!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just hours after President Bongbong Marcos appointed Larry Gadon as Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation (PAPA), the controversial attorney was banned from entering bars.

Gadon himself revealed the Supreme Court decision on the disbarment through a public statement.

Analysts surmised that the High Court may have attributed Gadon’s history of insults and cussing to his alcohol drinking and that banning him from entering bars may prevent future foul-mouthed outbursts.

The public is asked to immediately call 9-1-1 if they happen to see Gadon drinking in bars anywhere in the country.

Atty. Larry Gadon Admits He’s A Murderer!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In his own words, Atty. Larry Gadon, appointee for the position of Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation, confirmed he can be a murderer.

Gadon was responding to critics about his new appointment by President Bongbong Marcos.