Rappler Shifts From News To Astrology!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles,Manila Bureau) – Rappler, the least-trusted news brand in the Philippines whose CEO Maria Ressa is a convicted criminal, has finally found its niche!

After its media license was revoked by the Securities and Exchange Commission for violation of the foreign ownership regulations, Rappler announced it was shifting its business to astrology.

Its initial post on its website was an article on Sara Duterte in which the author speculated on the character, personality and other traits of the Vice President, whose astrological sign is Gemini.

By shifting to astrology, Rappler does not need a special license from SEC because there is no law regulating foreign ownership of the astrology business.

All’s well that ends well!

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