MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Rappler CEO and convicted criminal Maria Ressa has brought another big honor to her beloved country, the Philippines.

Ressa has been chosen as an inaugural member of the United Nations Panel on Internet Censorship.

U.N. sources told The Adobo Chronicles that Ressa, a Nobel Laureate, is perfect for the panel, having been a Facebook fact checker where she excelled in closing down many accounts that run counter to her yellow narratives.

It will also be recalled that Ressa has been advocating that Rappler “take back the Internet,” after her least-trusted news brand lost out to individual social media influencers and netizen journalists.