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Monthly Archives: April 2022
Caught On Camera: Leni Robredo Concedes!
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Thanks to the hot mike, Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo has finally conceded the race for the election of the Philippines’ top executive to former Senator Bongbong Marcos.
On the 13th day before the May 9, 2022 elections, Robredo admitted to her own campaign staff that :”hindi natin kakayanin” (We won’t make it.)
Since Day 1 of the presidential campaign, Robredo has not led any of the polls which consistently showed Marcos as the top choice for president by a wide margin.
Here is Robredo in her own words:
Following Twitter, Billionaire Elon Musk Plans To Buy Coca-Cola And Leni Robredo!
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – His purchase of the social media platform Twitter for $44 billion send shockwaves across the cyber space.
Now, billionaire Elon Musk is setting his sight on buying Coca-Cola and Philippine Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo. Musk, however, made no mention of another presidential candidate, champion boxer Manny Pacquiao.
Here’s Musk’ twee detailing his reasons to buy Coke and Robredfo:
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