MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau)- The latest Philippine presidential poll was released on Easter Sunday, and it all but trumped all the other polls — from SWS to Pulse Asia, from Publicus Asia to Octa Research, from Kalye to the 7-Eleven SpeakCup.

In a never-before-done polling involving Filipino children aged 4 to 7, the BBM-Sara UniTeam garnered 100% of votes to Leni-Kiko’s 0%. The children were given two baskets each to fill with Easter eggs during the tradition egg hunt. The result? All the kids filled the UniTeam basket and left the Leni-Kiko basket totally empty.

There is no stopping the UniTeam from winning in the May 9, 2022 elections, dominating the preferences of Filipinos from all geographic locations, class, gender and sexual orientation, and age group.