MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Contrary to the claim of Rappler and other local and international news media, former Senator Bongbong Marcos is, after all, not the son of a former dictator.

This was confirmed as a new petition was filed with the Commission on Elections (Comelec) to disqualify Marcos from running as President in the 2022 Philippine elections.

The former senator’s namesake, a certain Tiburcio Marcos who is also running for President, said in his petition that Bongbong Marcos is an imposter and the real BBM (Bongbong) died many years ago.

The DQ petition puts to rest all accusations that BBM is the son of a former dictator.

All’s well that ends well.