Berkeley, California Bans Use Of “He,” “She,” “Manhole”

BERKELEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – One of the most liberal cities in the U.S. of A. is getting rid of the pronouns “he” and “she.”

In a move that tops all gender-neutral initiatives, the City of Berkeley is now asking its citizens to start referring to people as “it.

Talk about equality and political correctness!

LGBTs, animals and things are now on equal footing with biological males and females.

So start working on your new vocabulary: ithood  instead of womanhood; itpower instead of manpower.

As for “manhole,” may we suggest “sh*thole”?

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