SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – After going through a series of medical tests in Singapore, Kris Aquino has revealed that in addition to some form of lupus and other autoimmune diseases, she is suffering from ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.)

Doctors in Singapore could not find anything wrong with the battery of test procedures Aquino submitted herself to.  But after reviewing her recent social media posts, the doctors concluded that she, indeed, has ADHD.

In layman’s terms, ADHD is a condition in which a patient desperately seeks sympathy and empathy  for some events in his or her life, risking embarassment by posting even unimpressive and compromising photos on social media.

In recent weeks, Aquino has posted self photos showing her weight loss, facial rashes and in the hospital bed hooked up to various diagnostic machines.

The good news is that ADHD is not fatal, and nothing about the disorder  would fit Aquino’s earlier statement that  all her doctors are doing is delaying “the inevitable.”

In other words,  the title of “Queen of All Media” is not going to be passed on to anyone else. At least not as yet.

SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – Most normal people would usually keep their health status private and confidential. But not Kris Aquino.

The former Presidential sister continues to bear it all through her social media accounts.  Despite vowing to sign off from her Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts, as supposedly advised by her doctors, Aquino has been posting photos of her weight loss, facial allergies, as well moments of hospital test procedures. She also had no qualms enumerating her various diagnoses, from Chronic Spontaneous Urticaria to Lupus to Fibrobmyalgia.

While she has earned the sympathy of her fans, she has also elicited skeptical comments by others.

Now it turns out that all her posts are but a part of a new major Hollywood film in which she plays the role not of a Princess but of a Queen — Queen of All Media, that is.  It’s called “Crazy Rich Asians 2.”

Like the first “Crazy Rich Asians” blockbuster film, this new Hollywood project is also being mostly filmed in Singapore.

Now that explains why Aquino keeps on flying to Singapore for her medical tests.

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – In September last year, SM Baguio served thousands of mall shoppers with free cake, courtesy of the local Hotel and Restaurant Association. The serving of the giant cake coincided with a mass wedding organized by the city government.

Recently, it was reported that tons of newly-harvested vegetables from Benguet province were being dumped because of supply that far exceeded market demand.

Rather than having the assorted vegetables go to waste, SM Baguio decided to cook a giant tray of chopsuey and serve it free to shoppers this weekend. Shoppers are advised to bring their own rice.

SM Baguio seems to be aiming for yet another Guinness world record, this time the largest serving of chopsuey.