OFFICIAL PHOTO: PAUL RYAN, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

Ryan: his hands are tied (Photo courtesy of The Onion)
Ryan: his hands are tied (Photo courtesy of The Onion)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – In anticipation of Paul Ryan’s formal election as the new Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives tomorrow, his Chief of Staff, Dave Hoppe, released the Congressman’s official photograph that will be hung in his office on Capitol Hill.

“It is an accurate representation of what the congressman faces as he assumes the top post in the House of Representatives:  his hands are tied, his lips are sealed, and he will be taking orders from the Tea Party,” Hoppe said.

It’s business as usual on Capitol Hill.

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