Boston, Massachusetts (The Adobo Chronicles) – It’s official. San Francisco will lose its beloved Panda to Boston.
The Adobo Chronicles has just confirmed that the Panda, now residing at the San Francisco Zoo, will be transferred to the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston.
San Francisco Panda fans are devastated, but Boston had a better offer: $100 Million for five years for the black and white bear from China.
Oh, wait, that’s the wrong giant panda.
It’s the SF Giant’s free-agent third baseman Pablo ‘Kung Fu Panda’ Sandoval who is moving to Boston to play for the Red Sox. But it’s really for $100 Million for five years.
US zoos pay $1 Million a year to rent giant pandas from China, plus a one-time $600,000 baby tax if the pandas give birth to a cub.
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