LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) – Forget about national polls showing Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump leading his rivals by double-digit numbers. Here’s a top ten list of his supporters, many of whom may shock you:
- Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee, for obvious reasons that have to do with the general elections
- Queen Elizabeth who is drumming up support for a British travel ban on Trump
- HumorFeed, the coalition of satire writers. Trump keeps them busy, 24/7
- FOX News. Without Trump, the newsroom will have no choice but cover the Clinton campaign
- CNN. Without Trump, the newsroom won’t be able to claim balanced coverage
- The Daily Show host Trevor Noah. His ratings continue to skyrocket, thanks to Trump
- Stand-up comedians, for the same reason as No. 3
- Neo-Nazis. Their beloved Führer is ressurected
- The construction business. Think about jobs that will be created under Trump’s plan for the great wall along the U.S.-Mexico border
- Some of your own Facebook friends. On your FB page’s search box, type in ‘My friends who like Donald Trump .’ Prepare for the shock of your life. The ‘unfriend’ button might come in handy
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