Los Angeles, California – The competition for the title of “Avant Garde Performer of the Year” is heating up, and the two top contenders remain the same:  Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus.  Music fans will recall the performances of the two ladies at the last MTV Video Music Awards  where they both stripped to their bikini outfits.  Cyrus, with her now infamous “twerking” clearly outclassed Lady Gaga that night.  The awards show was billed “MTV’s Porno Music Awards” by The Adobo Chronicles.

Today, Lady Gaga announced an out-of-this-world concert in 2015 — a concert in space. She says she plans to perform aboard the Virgin Galactic, the passenger spaceplane being launched by British billionaire Richard Branson to popularize space tourism.  When she officially launches her new album, “Artpop,” this Sunday, she will perform one song on the spaceship during the Zero G Colony high-tech festival in New Mexico.

As expected, Miley Cyrus immediately countered with her own first-of-a-kind concert plan.  Cyrus said she is currently training for a spectacular concert at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the Western Pacific Ocean.  The planned 45-minute concert will be beamed worldwide by satellite and will feature Cyrus singing and twerking inside a special submersible.  Although this is not the first time that a celebrity will be lowered into the deepest bottom of the ocean (Titanic producer James Cameron did this in March of 2012), it will be the first time that anyone has ever attempted a live concert under water.

Neither performer has indicated the exact schedule of their planned unworldly concerts, but sources close to The Adobo Chronicles said that the concerts could be scheduled on the exact day and time.  Neither will be recorded, so watching the concerts other than “live” will not be an option.  Which begs the question:  which will the fans watch — Lady Gaga in space or Miley Cyrus in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?