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PHILIPPINES’ IRON LADY WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT, CHOOSES CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

Santiago (File Photo by Tony Pionilla)
Santiago (File Photo by Tony Pionilla)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago, the witty, tough-talking ‘Iron Lady’ of the Philippines, has declared her intention to run for president in the 2016 elections.

Santiago, sidelined from her Senate duties for the past year because of a cancer diagnosis, said her prognosis is no longer terminal.  “I beat cancer,” she announced.

As with all political campaigns, Santiago has chosen her campaign slogan.

President Aquino ran under the slogan, “Tuwid na daan,” (straight path), to represent his anti-corruption platform.  His anointed successor, Mar Roxas, decided on a slogan to continue the straight path: “Ituloy ang tuwid na daan.”

Vice President Jejomar Binay chose a presidential campaign slogan that rhymes with his name: “Gaganda ang buhay kay Binay.” (Life will improve with Binay).

Senator Grace Poe, who has led the polls for many months now, has chosen the slogan, “Walang Maiiwan.” (No one will be left behind)

So back to Santiago. What’s her campaign slogan?

“Stupid is not forever!”

It is a take-off from her book, “Stupid is Forever,” and its sequel, “Stupid is Forevermore.” Both are best-sellers.

It wasn’t clear whether her slogan refers to elected officials, or the voters who keep electing  corrupt and incompetent politicians.

In any case, Santiago’s slogan is sure to be another best-seller and may be her ticket to Malacañang Palace!

MANNY PACQUIAO PROMISES 100% ATTENDANCE IF ELECTED SENATOR

Congressman Pacquiao
Congressman Pacquiao

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Yesterday, we reported that Filipino champion boxer Manny Pacquiao is running for a seat in the Philippine Senate.  But the congressman from Saranggani province has a not-so-perfect record in the House of Representatives.

Pacquiao earned the distinction of racking up the biggest number of absences in the 15th Congress. He was absent for 60 out of the 168 session days, records from the House of Representatives show.

Realizing his attendance record might turn off voters in the 2016 elections, Pacquiao today signed an affidavit promising that if elected senator, he will have a perfect, 100% attendance.

This means that he will hang up his boxing gloves for good, abandon his newly-found career as a basketball playing coach, and give up his fledgling career as Karaoke King.

MAR ROXAS’ PLAN B FOR VP RUNNING MATE


imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The Aquino administration’s Liberal Party is expected to formally announce Monday standard bearer Mar Roxas’ vice presidential running mate.

It is no secret that Leni Robredo is the first choice, although the widow of former Local Government Secretary Jesse Robredo has been on the fence about running for the office.

So, Roxas has a Plan B which has been leaked to the media today.

It is a second choice that is based on name recognition and is most appropriate for the position.

The name?

Vice Ganda.