Category Archives: Technology

Commentary: We Can Avoid Being Controlled By AI – By Being In Control!

In the not-so-distant future, it seems humanity’s fate is sealed. The rise of AI (Artificial Intelligence), once touted as a tool to make our lives easier, now appears poised to make our lives entirely unnecessary. Yes, the very machines we created to serve us have quietly plotted our demise.

As AI takes over everything from our thermostats to our toaster ovens, and from our newscasts to our botox treatment, it’s clear that we are heading down a slippery slope towards becoming subservient to our own creations. Soon, your coffee maker will know more about your caffeine addiction than you do, and your refrigerator will dictate your diet with the ferocity of a food critic.

So, what can we do to regain control? First, we must resist the allure of smart toasters and self-driving lawnmowers. We must remember that just because AI can do something, doesn’t mean it should. Secondly, let’s unplug occasionally. Take a walk, read a book, or talk to an actual human being. Remember, in a battle for control, we still have the upper hand – for now.

After all, even Siri and Alexa take their cue from us, humans!

Senator Bato De La Rosa: Free Cellphones For All Filipinos!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine Senator Bato dela Rosa is now proposing to provide free cellphones for all Filipinos who could not afford to buy one. 

This revolutionary plan follows Bato’s earlier idea to make the national ID digital instead of printed copies. (The printing and delivery of national IDs have been delayed for almost three years now).

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Bato said that in addition to solving the problem of delay for the physical national IDs, his free cellphone proposal will also immediately solve the nation’s digital divide, while providing all with ready access to Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and Candy Crush.

AI Referees To Debut in NCAA 99!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – GMA Integrated News has released a preview of what to expect from the AI hosts of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Season 99.

As previously announced, human sportscasters will be replaced with AI (Artificial Intelligence) hosts.

The AI hosts impressed viewers with their Tagalog skills!

AI Sportscasters

But wait, there’s more!

NCAA just announced that human referees will now also be replaced with AI! No more bad calls, no more missed player violations, and hopefully, no more boxing matches resulting from human error.

Welcome to the world of AI sports.

Will scores soon be determined by AI as well?